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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus)

1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Source: samberglar)

spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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autumnsvampireacademynewsblog:

A piece of the Frostbite script! You wanna see this for real? Donate HERE to make the Frostbite movie happen!

secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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blowluke:

michael loves girls and he loves to love girls and he drops subtle hints in every interview about how badly he wants a girlfriend and how good he would treat her and how much he loves to cuddle and remembeR that time he talked about writing a girl a 10-page love letter yea this is why michael would be the best boyfriend out of all of them

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

omgphantastic:

kid:

This actually always made me really upset

IT WASN’T YOUR FAULT KID
rucaknex:

joshpeckofficial:

100% real map of the united states wow



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jojokes:

If you’re feeling down please look at mario. He is giving you the thumbs up. Everything will be ok. It ok. Please be happy. I love you.