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ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(Source: mintyboob)

i have an A in my lit class but thats gonna change once this piece of crap paper gets graded

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

Anonymous sent: hey arnold isnt an anime u fucking moron

hotwinger:

Then how the fuck do you explain this??

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Checkmate, you weeabitch.

obamacarebear:

kids don’t worry about rejection!!! carey mulligan didn’t get into drama school!!! jk rowling got turned down by 12 publishers!!!! destiny’s child got rejected so many times!! leo still aint got an oscar!!! michael jordan got cut from his high school team!!! ophrah winfrey got fired from her first tv reporter job because she was thought to be “unfit for tv”!!! it’s all cool sometimes rejection happens dont let it stop u doing ure thing 

(Source: girlmentality)

skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

(Source: omegolamaniac)

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

rhayli:

here’s some Rachel Elizabeth Dare in short shorts…. ;)

charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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blackjacktheboss:

just imagine a capture the flag battle between Reyna and Clarisse. 

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti