how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
michael loves girls and he loves to love girls and he drops subtle hints in every interview about how badly he wants a girlfriend and how good he would treat her and how much he loves to cuddle and remembeR that time he talked about writing a girl a 10-page love letter yea this is why michael would be the best boyfriend out of all of them
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me